Signing off in Style

Its official now. I am a signature freak. I have had atleast 22 quotes or taglines in my mail signatures in the last 3 years. Out of those 9 are from Matrix, not surprisingly. Quite an interesting collection I have got hear, I guess(At least for me :) My pick of the lot are 11 and 13. Expand for the complete list. Its in chronological order. Im also curious to know each of your current signatures. Leave them in the comments if you dont mind :)

1. Your body is a bundle of chemical compounds, bundled in a specific way, whose next state depends on its current state and external variables neither of which is under its control. So, Destiny is destined.

2. Mahatma Gandhi : "Not only your aims should be good and noble, but the means to achieve those aims also should be good and noble".
Sardar Patel : "So long your aims are good, it doesn't matter what means you apply to achieve those aims".
Take your pick!

3. Our greatest virtue lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

4. I do what I do, because I BELIEVE in something.
          - Morpheus.

5. I used to be schizophrenic, but now we are fine.

6. Of course, I don't look busy. I do it right the first time.

7. I want to see the mountains Gandalf, MOUNTAINS!
          - Bilbo Baggins

8. Do you think it is air that you are breathing?
          - Morpheus

9. "They didn't know what they were doing"
I'm afraid that is going to be the epithet of mankind.
          - Michael Crichton, Prey

10. "Because you have been down there Neo, you know that road, you know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you want to be."
          - Trinity

11. I know you're real proud of this world you've built, the way it works, all the nice little rules and such, but I've got some bad news. I've decided to make a few changes.
          - Neo

12. Your life is the sum of a reminder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix.

13. My life is the sum of a reminder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix.
I am the anomaly.

14. Don't worry about the vase.
          - The Oracle.

15. As God, I find your faith in Me amusing.

16. The purpose of philosophy is not to help men find the meaning of life, but to prove to them that there isn't any.
          -Ayn Rand.

17. We are such insignificant creatures on a minor planet of a very average star in the outer suburbs of one of a hundred thousand million galaxies. So it is difficult to believe in a God that would care about us or even notice our existence.
          - Stephen Hawking

18. The same attribute cannot at the same time belong and not belong to the same subject in the same respect.
           - Aristotle

19. A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
          - Mithrandir

20. Trinity : No one has ever done anything like this!
Neo : That's why its gonna to work.

21. Too few of us question our assumptions; I unquestionably assume that every assumption should be questioned.

22. Temet Nosce

World's Most widely spread disorder

Schizophrenia. Actually, Mass Schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia as I understand, is a mental disorder where people, 'see' people who don't really exist(at least, others don't see it). They talk to them and even derive some comfort from that.
I kind of feel, this symptom exactly fits people who believe in someone called 'God' who always listens to them, on very rare occasions talks back to them, most of the times does things for them(though He doesn't show himself in person) and comforts them with 'Main Hoon Na' dialogue(atleast people comfort themselves with 'Woh Hai Na. Woh dekh lega').
Guess this is the world's most widely spread mental disorder, what with almost/atleast 50% of the world suffering from it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, now that I think about it, why can't it be me, who is schizoprenic or something, denying the existence of some real 'God'? :P