I want senthil to get married and i have started looking for suitable brides.One day i asked him,"senthil,i know you,but just to affirm the middleman,i ask you this question.Do you smoke or drink?".He replied,"good ma,i assure you that i am a tee totaller....he paused for a minute....then said,you shall better get the same confirmation from the girls also,because more than boys it's the fairer sex which is most addicted"...the earth stopped its revolution and stood stationary, and i started going round the sun .